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Friday 21 February 2014
Sun Bathing Safety Cage
A prototype sunbathing safety cage has been unveiled and it is hoped will be available for use along the Dorset Coast in the coming months. During early trials, volunteer sun-seekers were treated to simulated tanning in a controlled environment (indoors). Despite a few teething problems and participants claiming they looked like they had been cooked in a waffle maker due to the grid lines all over them, the manufacturers (Kenchef Waffle Makers Ltd.) have claimed 110% success.
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What it needs is a buzzer that sounds every 10 minutes, to alert the sun bather to adjust their position, to avoid the barbecue griddle look.
Or perhaps an environmentally friendly supermodel could be persuaded to pioneer the selective tanning (striped) look. It may then become a fashion cult and promote safe tanning at the same time.
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