Exploring erosion through art along the Jurassic Coast, England
Thursday 19 December 2013
Nothing to do with erosion
Things are looking up for artists in 2014. Maybe the recession is over?
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Apply on our 4 year Degree course at Subway Academy for Pointless Qualifications to be a degree status sandwich artist.
Year 1 Fart free Fillings and how to design them
Year 2 Creative bread slicing. Computer aided sandwich design.
Year 3 365 ways to hold a knife when applying a 1 micron layer of artificial saturated fat coloured yellow to look like butter.
Year 4 Colour studies - the use of acrylics for food colouring plus 10000 word dissertation on the role of the sandwich in a postmodern, global, technocratic society.
Final project - design a sandwich for office workers which can be eaten without removing fingers from the computer keyboard.
We also offer a Masters Degree in Sandwich Wrapping and a PhD in Crumb Studies.
Sorry. You are over-qualified and so your application is rejected. We are looking for a more conceptual sandwich artist maybe with a performance element...and we do try to avoid salad if possible
Oh I get it. They want a sandwich ARTISTE. Typo. That would be someone to walk round in a sandwich board. NOW THERE'S AN IDEA! Mobile Coastal sandwich boards.Solve local un-employment with warning signs that don't spoil the view and will move out of the way for photo opportunities. They could be mobilised in gangs when safety conditions were especially precarious.
6 comments:
Apply on our 4 year Degree course at Subway Academy for Pointless Qualifications to be a degree status sandwich artist.
Year 1 Fart free Fillings and how to design them
Year 2 Creative bread slicing. Computer aided sandwich design.
Year 3 365 ways to hold a knife when applying a 1 micron layer of artificial saturated fat coloured yellow to look like butter.
Year 4 Colour studies - the use of acrylics for food colouring plus 10000 word dissertation on the role of the sandwich in a postmodern, global, technocratic society.
Final project - design a sandwich for office workers which can be eaten without removing fingers from the computer keyboard.
We also offer a Masters Degree in Sandwich Wrapping and a PhD in Crumb Studies.
would that be a sandwich course?
...but do we have the skills?
Yes,I have a track record. My 1st job as a washer up soon resulted in promotion to salad cutter upper, once they found out I was an Artist.
Sorry. You are over-qualified and so your application is rejected. We are looking for a more conceptual sandwich artist maybe with a performance element...and we do try to avoid salad if possible
Regards, Subway
Oh I get it. They want a sandwich ARTISTE. Typo. That would be someone to walk round in a sandwich board.
NOW THERE'S AN IDEA! Mobile Coastal sandwich boards.Solve local un-employment with warning signs that don't spoil the view and will move out of the way for photo opportunities. They could be mobilised in gangs when safety conditions were especially precarious.
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